Baby and Toddler Instructions Prize Winner
Congratulations to Jamie from CA for winning a signed copy of Help! My Baby Came Without Instructions and a Suprise Gift Certificate.
Jamie sent me the following joke after my radio show on Monday.
Retiree Bathtub Test
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not a retiree should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. ” A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon and teacup..”
“No” he said. ” A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window!”